"Hi Wiz. You got a boogie nose."
"These underwear are really cute but not worth the glitter in my C***...oh hey Greg."
"Do you ever imagine your phone was this big?"
"My phone is that big."
"GIVE ME YOUR EMPANADA $"
"Its fine i'm exploding blood"
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
I've Planned Out Our Day...
Just because we have summer school doesn't mean we have to be grounded.
Here is what we shall do today:
Make home-made guacamole.
Do Karate.
Fashion Show- Sex & The City Style (Keep/Toss)
Dance Party.
In the comments section you may add other things you wish to do today.
Monday, May 4, 2009
To itsiztheliz ...
It will get better baby. I'm not necessarily saying this from my own situation, b/c while some parts are better, I'm still just as lonely as I was before, I'm just getting better at it. Don't worry about who or when your next distraction is going to be, it will all come in time. Just know that you have us 3 meeps that have your back any day. And I am always down to be big spoon if you need to snuggle. (I could help you on the sex part too but for that I'm gonna have to charge.) But for serious, we all have our lonely moments and that does NOT mean that you are a girl that needs a guy to be happy b/c the liz i know is not. She is a beautiful, funny, intelligent untoasty biotch that can do anything she sets her mind to. Just remember that. While guys are fun and all that good stuff, i agree with sex & the city
I love you emo friend <3 Let's just flatline behind the eyes and get wrecked this whole week to celebrate our fabulousness. (And cinco de mayo) love you suga, see you tonightttt! xoxo Oh and here are two quotes for you to ponder:
"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity."
"Have patience with everything that remains unsolved in your heart. Try to love the questions themselves, like locked rooms and like books written in a foreign language. Do not now look for the answers. They cannot now be given to you because you could not live them. It is a question of experiencing everything. At present you need to live the question. Perhaps you will gradually, without even noticing it, find yourself experiencing the answer, some distant day."
Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with
I love you emo friend <3 Let's just flatline behind the eyes and get wrecked this whole week to celebrate our fabulousness. (And cinco de mayo) love you suga, see you tonightttt! xoxo Oh and here are two quotes for you to ponder:
"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity."
"Have patience with everything that remains unsolved in your heart. Try to love the questions themselves, like locked rooms and like books written in a foreign language. Do not now look for the answers. They cannot now be given to you because you could not live them. It is a question of experiencing everything. At present you need to live the question. Perhaps you will gradually, without even noticing it, find yourself experiencing the answer, some distant day."
Sunday, May 3, 2009
I can't breathe without you, but I have to.
Disclaimer: I'm having a really emo moment right now so if you don't want to cry or slit your wrists or whatever then I would skip this post.
So I don't know what it is about vacations but they always make me want someone that I can think about. Something about being away from the routine of normal life has always made me need somebody to miss..and this past week that's all I could think about. It wasn't so bad thinking about it while I was lying on a beautiful beach in the Bahamas, but still. Anyway I don't know if it's just coming around that time when the whole "woooo I'm single" thing is getting a little old...as I've heard all my friends say that it would...but things are getting pretty fucking lonely in liz-ville. And I don't like it. And I really don't like missing him. Because I don't know what I'm really missing, if its him or if it's just someone to be there. All I know is that this feeling sucks and I thought I wasn't going to be the girl that needed someone to make me feel better about myself...and I was wrong. Fuck.
I know that I need to get over this and I need to get to a good place where I'm happy with myself. It would be alot easier to do this if I had some distraction - someone, ANYONE to distract me. But then at the same time I don't know how I expect myself to find any distractions by just sitting on my ass and not doing anything about it. I wish I was more like Jessie, that I could give up my inhibitions and open up to people. Or at least just be more outgoing. I don't know how to do this single thing...and it's been almost 5 months already.
This post is not getting any easier to write considering I keep listening to the same fucking sad songs. Also, as I write this, I'm having the first long conversation I've had with him in like 3 months. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck my life. fffffffml.com.
All I hope is that tomorrow is a better day.
Friday, May 1, 2009
BEST WEBSITE EVER
www.textsfromlastnight.com - some hall of fame texts lol some of these remind me of the stupid shit we send
(313): Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
(313): Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
(773): you want me
(978): i'd rather choke on a dick.
(512): My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
(650): More like add some salt to my asshole and you'll have homemade habanero chipotle sauce
(847): All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
(941): i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
(212): Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
(212): Really
(941): You win
(815): Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
(630): It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
(818): On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
(512): Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
(914): Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way
(208): i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
(617): i feel rough
(617): just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
(419): I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
(310): dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
(323): no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
(310): oh, so thats why my junks red.
(323): wow. cant help you there...
(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
(917): last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
(917): this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
(917): he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
(718): messed up. what color are the wings?
(310): All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
(317): Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
(913): i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
(816): i think im in thre room next to you
haha love you bitches
(313): Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
(313): Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
(773): you want me
(978): i'd rather choke on a dick.
(512): My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
(650): More like add some salt to my asshole and you'll have homemade habanero chipotle sauce
(847): All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
(941): i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
(212): Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
(212): Really
(941): You win
(815): Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
(630): It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
(818): On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
(512): Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
(914): Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way
(208): i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
(617): i feel rough
(617): just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
(419): I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
(310): dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
(323): no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
(310): oh, so thats why my junks red.
(323): wow. cant help you there...
(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
(917): last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
(917): this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
(917): he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
(718): messed up. what color are the wings?
(310): All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
(317): Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
(913): i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
(816): i think im in thre room next to you
haha love you bitches
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