MOST AWK SUNBURN '09

I DONT KNOW IF THIS WILL WORK!!! stupid BLOGGGGer won't let me post a mac video. how did you do it shay?

Oh well, Herrrrrow! I made a 5 minute video explaining this. And by this i mean the reason why I am inside blogging while I am in the bahamas. I... Jessica Leigh stubborn idiot Manning got the most awk sunburn '09. All the girls are at the beach without me (picture bottom left) and I am in my room looking like a tomato (top right) The top left was just all of us trying on our hats before the beach. The boys are still sleeping because they are lazy.

Chonga wish you could've made it, its gorgeous. But glad to hear you're free!

Nina, video was hilar, as usual. Wish i could've made it to UConn with you and Dave to experience that ridiculousness.

Alright now we're going shopping... this will be the first time i've spent any money here ALL WEEK and its Wednesday. Brilliant. Alex's parents have been fantastic and so hospitable and have paid for circa everything, except a tropical drink that the beach bahemian man named Jackson made me for free to welcome me to the island when I was at the beach by myself day 1 before everyone got here.

We've been eating lots of conch. thats what she said. (pun possibilities there are endless, love it.) Drinking lots of island drinks, and LIVING on that gorgeous beach which is 2 minutes away. Although life here is fantastic, we do miss you lots and cant wait to see you.

Ho's 4eva.

Janieee<3

PAYCE.

Janieee<3

You're a JERK.

Best new dance song. Reminds me of the cool kids... apparently theres a dance to it... YouTube it, its fucking retarded but i wanna do it lol. Copped it off that San Diego radio station I love so i suspect we'll be doing this like the stanky leg soon. Hear you!!!!

annddddChonga come viissiit and me anndddd a cute big boy will make out with you : )

Update

Lizzadies!

Ok so I had court today. The cop was SUCH A DICK. Apparently him and my uncle have a mutual friend so my uncle told the friend that he was with me in Florida and it absolutely wasn't me. The dude said he remembers me being down there with my uncle so he would speak to the cop and set things straight. Even after all that the cop comes THREE HOURS LATE and makes me, my mom, her boyfriend, my dad, and my uncle (one big perfect happy family...and by perfect and happy i mean dysfunctional and fucking crazy) sit in that municipal court all day. He gets there and when my uncle tries to speak to him he goes I'M SORRY BUT I CAN'T DO THIS! I KNOW IT WAS HER! IF IT WASN'T HER IT WAS HER SISTER BECAUSE THEY'RE IDENTICAL. Luis had to step in and say that we weren't paying for these tickets, so they would have to postpone this for another month until we could get the flight records from Continental that says i boarded the plane, the phone records from miami, and pictures of me down there with the digital date on them. The cop finally backed down mainly because he didn't want to drag this out. So I'm freeeeee =]

Ok so here is the dilemma. My parents are saying that I should file an identity theft report and have the police dept. investigate who it was that was using my name so they can be brought in. I'm almost positive i know who it was. I mean come on. Someone who knew all my information off the top of their head, and looks like me. Do i want to leave this matter to the cops and have them deal with her? Or do I just let it go so she doesn't get into any more trouble with the law?

-Chongaliciousdef

p.s. totally off subject but i really want to make out with someone. damn RI bus leaving exactly on time.

V-Blizzle

home= mess

Hey roomaloonytoonyloonates

So I've been home for less than a week and my life is in shambles.  (ok well not really but it's been better)  I don't know if you've read my facebook status yet but listen to this story...

the other day i'm driving, minding my own business, and a cop pulls me over.  I thought it was weird because I was stopped at a red light.  He asks me if i'm (insert my name here).  I say yes.  He tells me to step out of the car and when i do he handcuffs me and starts reading me my rights.  I have never felt so violated in my life.  He ran his hand up and down both legs to see if I was carrying a fucking shank or something in my lace thong UNDER A DRESS.  He escorts me into the cop car and thank God I was a block away from my house because my mom came and they didn't tow the car.  

Anyway, I get to the police station, still having no clue wtf is going on, and they inform me that there was a warrant out for my arrest because i missed three court dates. THANK JESUS my mom wasn't there yet because she would have flipped a nut.  

Long story short, someone got pulled over on Dec. 28th (while i was in Miami for the holidays) in a rented dodge and said they were me.  They had my name, my address, and my birthday which apparently is all you need when you say you don't have your license on you.  (remember that next time you get pulled over and you want to stick it to someone. i keed)  I figured the whole matter could be resolved if I just showed my itinerary from Miami but the judge was a dick and said that didn't matter because I could have booked the trip and then not gone....it's all riding on whether or not the cop fingers me (too easy).  If he says it was me (which he prob will bc how will he remember the face from 4 months ago) then i'm screwed. I'll have to pay like 1000 bucks and no one will insure me after me having my license suspended at such a young age.

I'm kind of freaking out after I leave the police station, when I run into my uncle.  He asks what's wrong and when I tell him he's like..."i'll have a talk with him."  I'm like "with who?" he goes "the cop" then walks away.

Idk what that means, but i have a feeling it's just going to make matters worse.  Whatever we'll see. I'll let you guys know how the hearing goes on tuesday. 

Anywho gotta go, my sister is running around naked. 

>Chonga

p.s. Passports are bullshit. Remember the good old days when you could travel the world and go exploring like Columbus whenever you wanted? Before all the paranoia?! Have fun in the Bahamas ladies!! I love you both to death!

Nooooo duuuuuudeeee!!!

I'm drunk.

It was Knooduuude's last night tonight.

Unfortunately it was mildly uneventful because itzistheliz couldn't participate in it. Connor Larkin... the man the myth the asshole of a shitty campus bar took away liz's ID. What kind of man with a brain and testosterone, in that order, takes away a smart, funny, beautiful (in that order) girls ID.

Dumb.

Ran into IKNOWTOOMUCHABOUTYOURASSHOLE my bff nicholas and he advised me that I should go home and tell Lizzie stories to lull her asleep. Unfortunately, she was already slumbering when I arrived at our abode.

Did I mention I'm drunk?

Someone wake me up @ 10:30 tomorrow. I'm getting breakfast with a Nick Reale. Nice nice boy. Kev's last day. Someone do it. My phone is dead. Use physical force. I miss those of you that are home right now (shay & lex).

There are meeps taking over... gg.... NOOOOO DUUUUDDDEEEE

Sappy stuff

Hey loves,

So you guys might think this song is gay, but my dad sent it to me saying it reminded him of me and the first people i thought about when i listened to it were you guys. Its a pretty song. I love all of you girls and i always got your backs xoxo

Never Alone - Jim Brickman Ft. Lady Antebellum & Hillary Scott

Will you still love me if...

So I find myself constantly making excuses lately. Why its okay that I'm upset, or why I'm actually happy and I just can't realize how happy I am because I'm too sensitive.





I think this is not okay.





So I have cum.. come.. up with a plan. Everytime I am feeling sad or upset I will IMMEDIATELY write down how I feel and what/who is surrounding me... after 1 week I will assess these statements and make permanent changes. This IS the time when you have less financial worries than you will in the future (scary I know, since we're all already BROKE as F***) and I have no qualms about removing those from my life who don't bring me joy. Nina, Chonga, Dowski(...hahaha), I suggest you do the same.

Will you still love me if the library devours my soul? Because that is what is going to happen when I'm done blogging.

In other news, it is raining. In other other news, D leaves me in Boston for a wknd of SPRINGFEST in UCONN (and UMASS) bah, In otherest news, Lex, Liz and I leave for the bahamas in 4 days!!!! (Shay we SO SO SO wish you were coming) In the best news I've heard all week.... Chasaroonyloonytoony (yes that is a real nick name) put his deposit down at Northeastern last night!!!!





It is going to be a good junior year. Unless you're a soph, stupid, cuban cunt. jk BAHA.

BAHAHAH

I swear this is the last post but i've just been browsing retarded shit all night and we NEED to break out this dance

Callin it.... i bet 2 nips that this song is gonna blow up real soon.




Also, these 2 remixes are great if you feel like being hood rats:




AND...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7-BsoMtfWU (it wouldnt pst the video in here but some really good rapping you guys will probably laugh at)

xoxox NiNa

PS. thanks for this, snam

Is it wrong that I still love Chris Breeeeeeeeeezy? Seriously though, domestic violence scandals are sooooo 2008. Listen to this immediately.

where is the weekend?

....at Umass.

Anyway, whattt it do babies!? I'm here on nina's computer...alone in the apartment...listening to sad music. fml. I miss you chongas already, this co-op shit needs to end immediately. Not really because my job is a joke and I have absolutely nothing to do but get drunk every night without having to worry about homework, but I'm kinda over the whole not-having-the-daylight-hours-to-myself thing. Whatevvv.

Hmm let's see..I went to fenway today for the first time ever! So proud. The game was rained out but I can't wait to go back there in the summer..it looks like it will be a sloppy good time when its not pouring out. Summer where are youuuu!?

This post is going to be extremely uneventful because I have no feelings today. I misplaced my soul at some point this weekend, probably because lately I have only been concerned with when and where I will get my next alcoholic beverage from. Not even a stupid little Felicia-esque facebook comment could get any emotions from me...I can only laugh at that. Also there's a good chance she's gonna get shanked by all of my friends in both Boston and the greater metropolitan area. That visual image is very amusing.

I very much need to stop stalking (literally and cyber-ally...cyber-ally...hmmm, not a word) a certain employee of a certain retail chain which shall remain nameless. Why do we always want what we can't have? Fuck.

Okay I can't get inspired to ramble about anything else right now so I'll end it here. I'm gonna go hang out with my cute little Tanqueray bottle and my new summer clothes. (Thank you Jane for getting that sick ass liquor store job...and Sam for your sick ass employee discount.) 

Summer life with my best friends, a gin and tonic, and a good pair of gladiator sandals is all I need.

I'm gonna get fuckin ruined...at UMASS

So... chonga wont understand that UMASS joke but we'll explain it to you soon enough... SOPHMORE! muahaha. So I'm back in c-town and its ghey as fuck, obvi.  Due to this fact, I will need you three to keep me constantly updated on your whereabouts and activities.  J-money, let me know how the situation with D goes... L , your mission is to have sex with someone (not with someone who's name rhymes with benny) this weekend... and chonga, your fellow virgin is awaiting your next arrival so get on it.  

I'll let you know how long it takes me to have crazy animal sex with "fist pump" again, i give it about 30 hours.  hah jk but seriously I already stalked kevin at his job so ... im a creep. at umass.

side note... i watched factory girl last night... i  heart edie sedgwick!!!! chonga you were right... it was super fucked up & right up my alley!

another side note... i think i've told you all about my skank ass "aunt" that my dad's brother married?? Well she had 2 daughters with 2 other men other than my uncle, one who is 23 and a stripper with an abusive bf and the other who is 17 and dropped out of high school last year (great girls!!).... well apparently they are BOTH pregnant and due like 6 months apart. what kind of lives do people lead where they think this is okay?? I'm going to snipe them b/c they've always been good at embarrassing our family since they came into it 5 years ago but they just keep one upping themselves lately. blah. im gonna go get fuckin blind by myself. peace out cub scouts. <3>

Smoke or run the marathon?

DEAR BLOG-

I do not know how this works or if i'm supposed to write dear, but here goes.
I am at the liquor store working for my 3rd night.
Long day... went to the Red Sox game with xoxo, Blondie her blind & ruined (the term they use for realllllllly hammered) entourage.
Went to my interview at Salon Red on Newbury.... oh and by went to my interview i mean had a crazy three some with a blind girl and her deaf friend. It was kinda weird, but I liked it. I'll try anything once and if I like it, I'll do it again. And by that i mean... some customer just walked in so i stepped away from the computer and JD took over the computer and fantasized about how he wishes my day went. WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.... was that the Boston Marathon prevented me from getting to the interview on time so now i'm at work.
Other than that... today was a good day.

Here until 11. Wish me luck.
Happy 4/20.

*Jane

flatlining behind the eyes

happy holidays.

Not a turkey but a...

Yo What it is?

Right now I'm watching Sister Act 2 and reminiscing about the events of this weekend.  Friday was probably THE most glorious day of the semester so far.  The weather was about 70... which might as well have been 90 because of how insane it made everyone with summah fevah.  There were literally people frolicking naked in the streets.  Anywho..we had a beerpong tourney and team chonga dominated. Done.  Great round of games which also happened to create a splendid opportunity for meeting new people.  I  met a boy that Jane had been meaning to introduce me to... we shall call him chongo. 

 Very nice, very well-spoken, VERY latino.  Usually not my type, but I have to say there was something different (it also could have been the tequila I chugged to prove that I was in fact hispanic) We'll see!

Ok it's officially 4/20 so gotta go ummm ..read. 

Peace out brussel sprouts.

-Chonga

It Is Written.

Hey girlieeesss, 

so like we said we haveto keep this blog full of rediculous stories and share any great life shit we come across.  Be pithy. (I love that word...pithy.) So last night was a success between seeing awkward freshman year metrosexuals that snuggle you on the first week of college to taking 155 pictures that will never be uploaded due to a missing camera cord.  (Which btw jess- you can just take the digital card out and upload them on any desktop computer, like in infocommens....fyiii)

Also, in case you were wondering, last night was pretty lucrative on the Joubes Klepto-meter... I woke up this morning (see Afternoon) to find a blue Chapstick (unopened), a black Chapstick (opened, but its the best flavor so suck it), and an awful kelly green trucker hat.  All in all a success, IMHO.  

Tonight sexii and I decided to rent 1072 movies and fucking Slumdog Millionaire raped me.... dowski you need to see that shit stat. 

Before I payce to go kick it with mah trick ... I wanted to give a shout out to this ma'fuckin blog.... peep dat shit : http://stuffwhitepeopledo.blogspot.com/

But really, it's funny. 

xoxo.