Anyway, whattt it do babies!? I'm here on nina's computer...alone in the apartment...listening to sad music. fml. I miss you chongas already, this co-op shit needs to end immediately. Not really because my job is a joke and I have absolutely nothing to do but get drunk every night without having to worry about homework, but I'm kinda over the whole not-having-the-daylight-hours-to-myself thing. Whatevvv.
Hmm let's see..I went to fenway today for the first time ever! So proud. The game was rained out but I can't wait to go back there in the summer..it looks like it will be a sloppy good time when its not pouring out. Summer where are youuuu!?
This post is going to be extremely uneventful because I have no feelings today. I misplaced my soul at some point this weekend, probably because lately I have only been concerned with when and where I will get my next alcoholic beverage from. Not even a stupid little Felicia-esque facebook comment could get any emotions from me...I can only laugh at that. Also there's a good chance she's gonna get shanked by all of my friends in both Boston and the greater metropolitan area. That visual image is very amusing.
I very much need to stop stalking (literally and cyber-ally...cyber-ally...hmmm, not a word) a certain employee of a certain retail chain which shall remain nameless. Why do we always want what we can't have? Fuck.
Okay I can't get inspired to ramble about anything else right now so I'll end it here. I'm gonna go hang out with my cute little Tanqueray bottle and my new summer clothes. (Thank you Jane for getting that sick ass liquor store job...and Sam for your sick ass employee discount.)
Summer life with my best friends, a gin and tonic, and a good pair of gladiator sandals is all I need.
just picture me with my eyes half closed trying to claw her eyes out and ending up puking on her. then i all ask her for a mustache ride because she probably doesnt take care of hers.
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ReplyDeletehahahahah. i haven't fist pumped yet but i AM sitting alone drunk in my house off of my little Tangueray nip and some stolen vodka. fml. also i will hunt that bitch down and let her know that xscenex shit is so not posh. god, who taught her how to live. lets sic the craigslist killer on her??? sweet.
ReplyDeletei cant wait til you are done with co-op and we can just drink all day AND night : ) lets drown our emotions yayyyy. oh, and my mom told me i should lose about 20 lbs before cancun...this is why i love home <3 haha. kill myself, byeeeee.
i said shush girl. Shut chyo lips. Do the helen Keller and talk with yo hips
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