I'm gonna get fuckin ruined...at UMASS

So... chonga wont understand that UMASS joke but we'll explain it to you soon enough... SOPHMORE! muahaha. So I'm back in c-town and its ghey as fuck, obvi.  Due to this fact, I will need you three to keep me constantly updated on your whereabouts and activities.  J-money, let me know how the situation with D goes... L , your mission is to have sex with someone (not with someone who's name rhymes with benny) this weekend... and chonga, your fellow virgin is awaiting your next arrival so get on it.  

I'll let you know how long it takes me to have crazy animal sex with "fist pump" again, i give it about 30 hours.  hah jk but seriously I already stalked kevin at his job so ... im a creep. at umass.

side note... i watched factory girl last night... i  heart edie sedgwick!!!! chonga you were right... it was super fucked up & right up my alley!

another side note... i think i've told you all about my skank ass "aunt" that my dad's brother married?? Well she had 2 daughters with 2 other men other than my uncle, one who is 23 and a stripper with an abusive bf and the other who is 17 and dropped out of high school last year (great girls!!).... well apparently they are BOTH pregnant and due like 6 months apart. what kind of lives do people lead where they think this is okay?? I'm going to snipe them b/c they've always been good at embarrassing our family since they came into it 5 years ago but they just keep one upping themselves lately. blah. im gonna go get fuckin blind by myself. peace out cub scouts. <3>